Enter for a chance to have your private data put into Hillary Clinton's server

Enter your name, email, and phone number for a very special opportunity: to have all your personal data put into Hillary Clinton's home server. If you win, you'll be able to live your life in comfort knowing that the politician who's "fighting for us" is in control of your bank account, your social security number, and your medical and legal history.

With this precious and sensitive information contained on Hillary's cloud server, which is free of a password or any other burdensome so-called security measure, you'll know for sure that she'll keep it all safe and sound with no risk of a break-in from hackers who might seek to harm you.

So take your chances and enter to win this contest, because you certainly won't be taking your chances in trusting Hillary with your data.

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